[ ] January: I cuddled with... [ ] February: I stabbed... [ ] March: I pulled... [ ] April: I ran naked with... [x] May: I banged... [ ] June: I ate out with... [ ] July: I had sex with... [ ] August: I licked... [ ] September: I ninja-kicked... [ ] October: I slapped... [ ] November: I smoked with... [ ] December: I raped...
Pick the day you were born!
[ ] 01: The kool-aid guy... [ ] 02: A horse... [ ] 03: A porn star... [ ] 04: A toothbrush... [x] 05: An Ipod... [ ] 06: My neighbor... [ ] 07: A glass of milk... [ ] 08: A pickle... [ ] 09: Santa Claus... [ ] 10: A hobo... [ ] 11: My best mate... [ ] 12: Paris Hilton... [ ] 13: A whore... [ ] 14: A cat... [ ] 15: A bisexual... [ ] 16: A crackhead... [ ] 17: A cereal box... [ ] 18: A lesbian... [ ] 19: A homo... [ ] 20: Some cheese... [ ] 21: A toilet... [ ] 22: Your mom... [ ] 23: An Easter egg... [ ] 24: The profile owner... [ ] 25: Myself... [ ] 26: My ex... [ ] 27: An orange... [ ] 28: A ninja... [ ] 29: A homosexual... [ ] 30: A llama... [ ] 31: A duck...
Pick your favorite color!
[ ] Red: Because I have amazing boobs. [ ] Orange: Because I was dared too. [ ] Yellow: Because I smoke crack. [ ] Green: Because I'm beautiful. [ ] Aqua: Because it was cool. [ ] Blue: Because I wanted to. [ ] Purple: Because I'm a pimp. [ ] Pink: Because I like noodles. [ ] Brown: Because I'm gay. [ ] Grey: Because that's how I roll. [ ] White: And I'd do it again. [x] Black: Because I'm sexy. [ ] non of the above: Because I've got abs.
(( ~mingplz (https://www.deviantart.com/mingplz) LOL. Original owner so shameful she had to use this account to advertise. And answer shit. Trolo, good, keep at it Hidna.
-:iconinsanity-girl: ))
I banged an iPod because I'm sexy, un. by ask-Deidara, journal
I banged an iPod because I'm sexy, un.
[ ] January: I cuddled with...
[ ] February: I stabbed...
[ ] March: I pulled...
[ ] April: I ran naked with...
[x] May: I banged...
[ ] June: I ate out with...
[ ] July: I had sex with...
[ ] August: I licked...
[ ] September: I ninja-kicked...
[ ] October: I slapped...
[ ] November: I smoked with...
[ ] December: I raped...
Pick the day you were born!
[ ] 01: The kool-aid guy...
[ ] 02: A horse...
[ ] 03: A porn star...
[ ] 04: A toothbrush...
[x] 05: An Ipod...
[ ] 06: My neighbor...
[ ] 07: A glass of milk...
[ ] 08: A pickle...
[ ] 09: Santa Claus...
[ ] 10: A hobo...
[ ] 11: My best mate...
[ ] 12: Paris Hilton..